Yes, sirree, there's a new threat on the horizon: Squirrels with internet access. It's amazing, really, how good the wireless reception is up here in the trees. Plus, it's comical to watch people move about like modern dancers, stretching their arms out and rotating and spinning, trying to get the best cell phone reception. It's the most graceful thing people do nowadays. I'm not very tempted to throw my acorns at them when they do that; it's like watching the Bolshoi Ballet having American Idol-style auditions and every hopeful only uses one arm.
Oh well, maybe I will start throwing some acorns, just at the louder ones...
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Sinister Squirrel rocks! Whatever he says makes perfect sense.
Listen up y'all. Wikis save trees and by extension squirrels.
This is your militant librarian speaking.
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